And now, Ladies & Gentlemen, for another Patient Performance of the Day!
Our first selection is...
Wiping the toothpaste off the toothbrush onto a towel before brushing my teeth- then not brushing my teeth!
Audience: "Gasp!!...murmur..."
For extra credit: Wiping the toothpaste off the toothbrush onto my face and smoothing it in...("You look Mmmaarvelous!!")...then rinsing the remaining toothpaste thoroughly out of the toothbrush- and then not brushing my teeth!!
(Audience:[firmly grasping the arms of the chair and leaning forward, {with sincerity}] "That's unheard of!!"
Unzipping my buckwheat pillow and inserting sundry objects into same.
Audience: "I never thought of that. Thanks."
Inserting soggy lottery tickets I picked up from the puddle during my walk.
Inserting dirt encrusted bottle caps...the ones I didn't chew.
Making documents disappear, permanently.
Audience: "Excuse me... Excuse me...thank you......Pardon me, Where are the rest rooms??)
Dumping the buckwheat hulls out of the Japanese pillow onto the carpet-just before we crawl into bed for the night, exhausted...
Audience:....Audience??
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LOL, that was good!
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